'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
you know, it really irritates me when I feel comfortable in something and that I’m told I don’t look good in it, or that it’s “too big on me” and whatever. You clearly just were talking about your gray hair insecurity and how you color your hair because you don’t like your gray hair, and that it makes you happy to color it. Well I happen to like shirts that are a little big and loose on me when I’m on the job. Maybe tighter fitting shirts are super uncomfortable for me when I’m performing work. Maybe tight fitting shirts aren’t good for work. Jesus. I’m so done.